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  • sledge_hammer
    09-26 10:15 AM
    How inconsiderate of you; you just hijacked someone elses's thread and to top it all you are spamming it trying to get an answer. Your question is also totally unrelated to this thread topic!

    Why don't you search the forum for answers and if none is available then post a new thread...

    Can the experts please reply to my question? Thanks,




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  • ups
    05-07 02:59 PM
    I and my husband both of us lost our passports too. We got it stamped again when we went to India. In between I transferred my h1s also with the copy of lost passport and duplicate passport issued by indian embassy ny office. It wasn't too difficult to get it stamped again from mumbai consulate india.

    You might get it stamped from Canada or Mexico. We just didn't want to take risk because we had copy of lost and inside usa we could do all our work(including transferring h1s) with the copy.

    Don't worry. It is not that big as it looks. Though indian embassy took 12 months to issue duplicate passport




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  • pappu
    02-02 02:54 PM
    House Immigration Subcommittee Holds Hearing on Naturalization

    On January 17, the House Immigration Subcommittee held its first oversight hearing of the year, and the subject was the naturalization processing backlogs. Due to a confluence of factors, including a very significant fee increase that went into effect on July 30, 2007, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) received approximately double the number of naturalization applications in its Fiscal Year 2007 than it had during the previous year. USCIS is saying that, as of now, anyone who applied for naturalization after June 1, 2007, can expect to wait 16 to 18 months to have their application processed.

    Remarks by Subcommittee Members

    In her opening comment, Representative Zoe Lofgren (D-CA), Chair of the Subcommittee, noted that one year ago, the Subcommittee had a hearing on the proposed fee increase, and was told by USCIS that it need the fee increase to increase efficiency. At the time, the processing time for citizenship applications was six months.

    Representative Steve King (R-IA), the ranking Republican on the Subcommittee, played the role of immigration historian. In his opening statement (and in his questioning), he focused almost exclusively on the INS� Citizenship USA program of ten years ago�back in the day before computers were standard issue in the immigration agency. In that effort to deal with a naturalization backlog, some applicants were granted citizenship before criminal background checks were completed, and some who received citizenship were found later not to be eligible. (Since then, however, much more stringent processes have been put in place to screen applications for naturalization. And the agency now does have computers.)

    USCIS Director Emilio Gonzalez

    Emilio Gonzalez, Director of USCIS, gave some background on the development of the backlog and summarized what USCIS was doing about it. During June, July, and August of last year, USCIS received three million immigration benefit applications of all kinds. Their first priority was issuing receipts for those applications. Next, they processed and sent work authorizations, which they are required to do within 90 days.

    In the meantime, a large number of naturalization applications piled up. To deal with the extra workload, USCIS is hiring 1,500 new employees (in addition to the extra staff they planned to hire after the new fees went into effect). The agency is also re-hiring former (retired) employees. While waiting for the additional staff to be trained and deployed, the agency will be asking current staff to work overtime, using budgeted overtime early in the Fiscal Year.

    Other steps are also being taken. Still, Mr. Gonzalez noted (in his written testimony) that it will take until the third quarter of Fiscal Year 2010 before the agency is back to a six-month processing time.

    During the question and answer session, there was a fair amount of discussion about a portion of the backlog that preceded the surge in applications and was caused by a delay in the background checks conducted by the FBI. Some individuals have been in limbo for well over a year waiting for clearance from the FBI, and Mr. Gonzalez noted that last year more than 5,000 lawsuits were filed against the agency�80% on the FBI name check delays. The FBI, he said, has a paper-based system that is only beginning to be addressed. For now, it takes people to handle the files. The FBI has brought on some additional contract personnel and full-time employees to work on this problem.

    Rep. Lofgren said that she would ask the FBI to come before the Subcommittee to explain its perspective on the name check delays. [Subsequently, we were told that the full Judiciary Committee will have a hearing with the FBI on a range of issues, including the name check issue.]

    Non-Government Witnesses

    Also testifying at the hearing were Arturo Vargas, Director of the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials and Fred Tsao, Policy Director for the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. Mr. Vargas said that his organization kept USCIS apprised of its efforts to get immigrants to become citizens and the agency should have taken that information, plus experience with past fee increases, into account to take steps to be better prepared for the surge in applications. NALEO is recommending that the agency focus sufficiently on reducing the backlog so that all immigrants who applied for naturalization in Fiscal Year 2007 (which ended September 30, 2007) are sworn in as citizens by July 4, 2008. Otherwise, many immigrants who applied for citizenship last summer will not be able to vote in the elections this November.

    Mr. Tsao echoed the point about USCIS having ample information that a surge in applications was coming. He recommended that USCIS (and the FBI) report regularly to the Subcommittee regarding progress being made on reducing the backlog.

    In concluding the hearing, Rep. Lofgren suggested that she might also conduct a hearing on the agency�s information technology.

    Additional Information

    In a subsequent meeting with community-based organizations, Michael Aytes, Associate Director for Domestic Operations of USCIS, gave some additional specifics on the status of the naturalization backlogs. He noted that the total number of new employees being hired will be approximately 3,000�between the additional staff they are hiring to deal with the backlog and the extra staff being paid for by the fee increases. Regarding the FBI name check issue, he noted that, during the House hearing, every member of the Subcommittee�Republican and Democrat�inquired about the name check issue, and that this issue is now being dealt with at high levels both in the Justice Department (in which the FBI is located) and in DHS. He indicated that decisions have been made on the hiring of many of the new adjudicators that are being brought on board, but training and placement are still weeks away, at least.

    He also said that the agency is starting Saturday and evening interviews, and applicants should be encouraged to make every effort to show up for their interviews.




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  • OLDMONK
    11-28 11:55 AM
    I also see a LUD 11/25 on my both approved I140's EB2/EB3. I have only used EB2 to file 485, so my guess is its a system wide LUD, some maintenance program running.



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  • sdeshpan
    08-05 07:27 PM
    It auto-converts all H1Bs and EADs into Green Cards effective immediately. :)
    Do you really think H1-B folks (or even those waiting for PD to be current) will be considered "Long-term conditional residents"?

    Not questioning, just wondering...there has to be a catch! But alas, someone is trying for some relief...let's see of this bill ever sees the light of day!




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  • pa_arora
    07-25 05:38 PM
    This sounds like 'Tum mujhe Khoon do main tumhain azadi(GC) dunga'

    Pardon me for using Hindi guys.. this was a famous saying by one of the India's GREAT freedom fighters which means..'Shed ur blood for freedom.'



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  • vandanaverdia
    10-30 11:39 AM
    bump




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  • guitarzen
    09-13 10:13 AM
    still waiting for a reviews!



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  • reachinus
    07-14 12:21 PM
    i don't know if its an EB 485, but even FB are very backloged.




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  • mihird
    11-17 03:31 PM
    You should check the latest visa bulletin from DOS..so you won't be able to file 140 & 485 concurrently...



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  • transpass
    08-02 07:46 PM
    If this is the case, can they take the route of "Follow to join" what are the other options for folks in india?

    That I don't know. Probably one needs to check with a lawyer or local consulate regarding the available options...

    Regarding applying reentry permit when outside US, please check the recently released USCIS appeals cases...

    http://www.uscis.gov/err/I1%20-%20Application%20for%20Issuance%20of%20Reentry%20P ermit/Decisions_Issued_in_2007/Oct102007_03I1223.pdf

    http://www.uscis.gov/err/I1%20-%20Application%20for%20Issuance%20of%20Reentry%20P ermit/Decisions_Issued_in_2007/Oct102007_01I1223.pdf

    http://www.uscis.gov/err/I1%20-%20Application%20for%20Issuance%20of%20Reentry%20P ermit/Decisions_Issued_in_2007/Oct102007_02I1223.pdf

    HTH...




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  • needhelp!
    11-21 02:10 PM
    But I have a lot to be thankful for. Thanks to IV, he has his EAD and can have one less thing to worry about in his new job search.



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  • sodh
    02-15 11:39 PM
    This is refreshing for once nobody asked if the person asking question is a paying member.




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  • texasguy
    06-13 11:58 AM
    Thank you all for your prompt reply.

    We have the police report and I filed e-filed I-90 replacement application.
    Hopefully, this situation does not happen to anyone.

    Thank you all once again.



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  • whiteStallion
    05-19 01:53 PM
    Sounds like a good idea...for those of us who missed the summer 2007 bus, this may be the only way of getting to an EAD status in the near future, going by the recent Visa bulletins and retrogression of EB2 & non-availability of EB3 year-round.

    I am thinking to start solid campaign for EAD and AP when pre filling for 485. Its in very begining stage. Once I get how many can join hand we can start a funding drive and some aggressive campaign for it. DHS and DOL are studing how to resolve this on going problem for Highly Skilled immigrants.at the end of day admin may come with pre filling for highly skilled.




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  • lostinbeta
    11-18 04:03 PM
    WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    =)=)=):beam::beam::beam:



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  • gcretroiv
    02-10 09:30 AM
    you are screwed, yes seriously

    Why did u change employer, w/o getting any info about filing with ne wemployer befor ahead.

    If you file in 2008 (No matter whetehr it is Eb2 or Eb3), as per present situation u can forget for next 10 + years.




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  • up_guy
    09-25 02:03 PM
    Porting PD Imp Approach & Question

    Background-

    Working with employer A have approved labor and I-140 EB3 and have a copy of all documents. Also have an approved EB2 PERM with employer B.

    My questions are �
    1) Can I transfer my H-1B to employer B to file new I-140 using EB3 Priority Date using recently announced premium service and I will tell employer A that I am on vacation ?

    If I get new EB2 approval with old EB3 Priority Date then I will resign from employer A
    If I will get rejected new EB2 with old Eb 3 Priority Date then I will go back to old employer A that I am back from vacations

    Since this is premium service so turn around time is less than 4 weeks. Less than 4 weeks is not that uncommon to go on vacation.

    Any comments or risk of this approach




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  • chanduv23
    11-21 02:07 PM
    Happy Thanks Giving to IV family.

    Happy Thanks giving to USCIS,DOS, Homeland Security and FBI

    Happy thanksgiving to employers and lawyers.

    Happy thanksgiving to ALIPAC, NumbersUSA, Fairus, Zazona, ProgrammersGuild.

    Happy thanksgiving to Ron Hira

    Happy thanksgiving to Lou Dobbs




    beppenyc
    03-20 08:15 PM
    http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/03-20-2006/0004323801&EDATE=

    Q Okay. My question is, since 9/11, one of the key things that we need
    is immigration reform, including comprehensive immigration reform that is
    right now in front of Senator Specter's committee in the Judiciary. There are
    two principles I'm hoping that you would support: One, the good people, the
    engineers, the PhDs, the doctors, the nurses, the people in the system who
    have followed the rules, will go to the head of the line in any form of
    immigration reform. That's Title IVz of the bill.
    Secondly, the illegals who have not followed the rules -- I understand the
    debate, I appreciate your statements about immigration reform, but isn't it
    better that we know who they are, have them finger-printed and photographed,
    and allow some form of 245I to come back so --

    THE PRESIDENT: Tell people what that is. Tell people what 245I is.

    Q Okay -- 245I is a partial amnesty program that expired back in 2001,
    in fact, was going to be voted on on 9/11, unfortunately. But those -- it was
    a small segment of the illegal population where they would pay the $1,000 fine
    and, for example, coming in illegally, then marrying an American citizen,
    could somehow legalize their status.

    THE PRESIDENT: Okay. Let me give you some broad principles on
    immigration reform as I see them. First of all, we do need to know who's
    coming into our country and whether they're coming in illegally, or not
    legally -- legally or not legally -- and whether they're coming in or going
    out. And part of reforms after September the 11th was a better system of
    finding out who's coming here.
    Secondly, we have a big border between Texas and Mexico that's really hard
    to enforce. We got to do everything we can to enforce the border,
    particularly in the south. I mean, it's the place where people are pouring
    across in order to find work. We have a situation in our own neighborhood
    where there are way -- disparities are huge, and there are jobs in America
    that people won't do. That's just a fact. I met an onion grower today at the
    airport when I arrived, and he said, you got to help me find people that will
    grow onions -- pluck them, or whatever you do with them, you know.
    (Laughter.) There are jobs that just simply aren't getting done because
    Americans won't do them. And yet, if you're making 50 cents an hour in
    Mexico, and you can make a lot more in America, and you got mouths to feed,
    you're going to come and try to find the work. It's a big border, of which --
    across which people are coming to provide a living for their families.
    Step one of any immigration policy is to enforce our border in practical
    ways. We are spending additional resources to be able to use different
    detection devices, unmanned UAVs, to help -- and expand Border Patrol, by the
    way, expand the number of agents on the border, to make sure we're getting
    them the tools necessary to stop people from coming across in the first place.
    Secondly, part of the issue we've had in the past is we've had -- for lack
    of a better word -- catch and release; the Border Patrol would find people
    sneaking in; they would then hold them for a period of time; they'd say, come
    back and check in with us 45 days later, and then they wouldn't check in 45
    days later. And they would disappear in society to do the work that some
    Americans will not do.
    And so we're changing catch and release. We're particularly focusing on
    those from Central America who are coming across Mexico's southern border,
    ending up in our own -- it's a long answer, but it's an important question:
    How do we protect our borders, and at the same time, be a humane society?
    Anyway, step one, focus on enforcing border; when we find people, send
    them home, so that the work of our Border Patrol is productive work.
    Secondly, it seems like to me that part of having a border security
    program is to say to people who are hiring people here illegally, we're going
    to hold you to account. The problem is our employers don't know whether
    they're hiring people illegally because there's a whole forgery industry
    around people being smuggled into the United States. There's a smuggling
    industry and a forgery industry. And it's hard to ask our employers, the
    onion guy out there, whether or not he's got -- whether or not the documents
    that he's being shown that look real are real.
    And so here's a better proposal than what we're doing today, which is to
    say, if you're going to come to do a job an American won't do, you ought to be
    given a foolproof card that says you can come for a limited period of time and
    do work in a job an American won't do. That's border security because it
    means that people will be willing to come in legally with a card to do work on
    a limited basis, and then go home. And so the agents won't be chasing people
    being smuggled in 18-wheelers or across the Arizona desert. They'll be able
    to focus on drugs and terrorists and guns.
    The fundamental question that he is referring to is, what do we do about -
    - there's two questions -- one, should we have amnesty? And the answer, in my
    judgment, is, no, we shouldn't have amnesty. In my judgment, granting
    amnesty, automatic citizenship -- that's what amnesty means -- would cause
    another 11 million people, or however many are here, to come in the hopes of
    becoming a United States citizen. We shouldn't have amnesty. We ought to
    have a program that says, you get in line like everybody else gets in line;
    and that if the Congress feels like there needs to be higher quotas on certain
    nationalities, raise the quotas. But don't let people get in front of the
    line for somebody who has been playing by the rules. (Applause.)
    And so, anyway, that's my ideas on good immigration policy. Obviously,
    there's going to be some questions we have to answer: What about the person
    who's been here since 1987 -- '86 was the last attempt at coming up with
    immigration reform -- been here for a long period of time. They've raised a
    family here. And my only advice for the Congress and for people in the debate
    is understand what made America. We're a land of immigrants. This guy is
    from Hungary, you know. (Applause.) And we got to treat people fairly.
    We've got to have a system of law that is respectful for people.
    I mean, the idea of having a program that causes people to get stuck in
    the back of 18-wheelers, to risk their lives to sneak into America to do work
    that some people won't do is just not American, in my judgment. And so I
    would hope the debate would be civil and uphold the honor of this country.
    And remember, we've been through these periods before, where the immigration
    debate can get harsh. And it should not be harsh. And I hope -- my call for
    people is to be rational about the debate and thoughtful about what words can
    mean during this debate.
    Final question, sir. You're paying me a lot of money and I got to go back
    to work. (Laughter.)



    PS I did not know about the story of I-245 on 9/11....




    go2roomshare
    07-12 05:51 PM
    Will this be same if you are with same employer??

    I mean
    Having PD 2003 Jan - EB3 - approved 140
    Can this be used to file new I 485 with NEW PERM LABR - EB2??
    does EB2 140 needs to be approved ??



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